You may look like a rock star with your touseled hair and your chandelier earrings and your red lipstick and your fancy heeled sandels, but when your pants have just come out of the wash and are now two sizes smaller than when they went in and you can't sit down without unbuttoning them and someone comes to see one of the chief executives and you have to get up to go tell him with no way of buttoning your pants without being seen by the visitor, and you get up, unbuttoned, casually folding your hands over your stomach whilst holding your shirt down over the strategic area as you walk into the chief executive's office where he's holding a meeting with all the managers who all look up as you enter to announce the guest, and wonder to themselves why you're standing there like that, looking like you have a stomach ache with your shirt clenched in your hands which are placed on your stomach in such a way because you're trying to hide the fact that you're actually half dressed, well, you'll feel pretty silly then, won't you.
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