Bringing laziness to a whole new level: I have the UPS guy trained to tell me who the packages are for before putting them on the table so I don't have to get up and look. There is a water bubbler down the hall which I can get to and still hear the phone ring but I'd have to run back. Therefore, I fill up in the morning and really try to stretch that cup of water a long way. I know, I know, eight to ten glasses a day is best. I guess the exercise getting those glasses wouldn't hurt either.

And finally, showing that laziness pays off: I had to make travel reservations for four coworkers headed out to Chicago for a training next week. I had three of them booked and had just heard back from the fourth with her flight choices. But did I rush to book it? No, I continued slacking off, visiting various websites, reading blogs, playing games, etc. Then a call came through from the training place saying they only had three spots left and we'd have to send three only. Guess who didn't get to go (per the management, not myself)? Lucky number four who, consequently, was on a different flight from everyone else and it is Friday the 13th after all... just something to think about. I was told that she wasn't going and I said, "wow, you just caught me! I was just about to click the button to reserve these flights!" Yeah right, did I mention it's Friday?
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