Coffee Table Declarations
Tuesday, July 20, 2004
I often get visitors who are doing a search for some kind of coffee table. However, I love the weird searches that send people my way. Over the last couple days I got one that I thought was sweet, ("asking a girl for coffee") and then one that made me laugh. It was: "what does the phrase 'it smells like a locker room' mean". Is it me or is that one a little disturbing?
To that confused reader, let me see if I can clarify things for you. There aren't too many things that phrase could mean. If you've ever been in a locker room, you can probably well imagine that the phrase is not a positive statement. So if someone walks into your apartment and says "Oh man, it smells like a locker room in here!" they are probably not referring to the aroma of freshly baked cookies coming out of the oven or a bouquet of flowers adorning the dining table. I could be wrong though.
To that confused reader, let me see if I can clarify things for you. There aren't too many things that phrase could mean. If you've ever been in a locker room, you can probably well imagine that the phrase is not a positive statement. So if someone walks into your apartment and says "Oh man, it smells like a locker room in here!" they are probably not referring to the aroma of freshly baked cookies coming out of the oven or a bouquet of flowers adorning the dining table. I could be wrong though.
