Oh no - I have the hiccups! I have the weirdest hiccups I (or anyone else) has ever heard. They sound sort of like a frog ribbetting. (Ribbetting?? Is that a word?) Anyway, they are loud and strange and a really fun trick in the company of friends, however not so good for work. I'm trying to keep quiet, but everytime I open my mouth to answer the phone I'm afraid I'm going to hiccup. I'll just keep my fingers crossed that I won't have to page anyone over the intercom system.  ¶ 1:05 PM