A new guy started today and he arrived with a box of donuts. I think he was trying to make friends and if that's the case, I say, way to go New Guy. He left the box here with me so that it has become my job to seduce unwitting passersby into taking a donut. When I tell them the reason for the donuts they say things like, "what is the new guy's name?" and "where is the new guy?" as they cheefully chomp on a donut. It looks as though his good-first-impression campaign is a smashing success. Note to self: when/if ever starting a new job, arrive on first day with culinary delights.  ¶ 10:12 AM