Whenever someone here gets a package, I send them a little email so they will know and come retrieve it. The email is just a generic "there's something here for you" and the subject line is generally, "Fed Ex delivery" or "UPS delivery". The funny thing is, I find myself time and time again, trying to type "devilry" instead. Not even sure if this was an actual word, I looked it up on dictionary.com and found that it is a variant of "deviltry" which basically means (in it's lighter definition), reckless mischief.

Therefore an email entitled "Fed Ex devilry" would go something like this: "Dear Coworker, Recently, as you may be aware, there have been several reported instances of Fed Ex devilry. This devilry has taken the form of packages arriving full of empty candy wrappers and sheep eyeballs, as well as the Fed Ex man arriving, on occasion, dressed up in a gorilla suit instead of the standard Fed Ex uniform. This devilry, though harmless, is an example of reckless mischief and certainly somewhat of a distraction from productivity. The proper avenues are being persued in order to put an end to this Fed Ex devilry so that we can get back to an atmosphere of business-as-usual. Thanks for your attention to this matter, signed: your coworker."  ¶ 9:40 AM