Today I was calmly sitting at my desk, minding my own business, when suddenly someone pointed out that there was a large beetle the size of a minivan on the floor. I don't know where it came from, but I knew that it could not stay here. One of the guys brought it outside and pretty soon a small stream of people were going in and out to look at it as if it were some sort of exotic specimen of flower or sea life. Meanwhile a couple of us started trying to find it online so we could identify it. Although we searched multiple sites and looked carefully through all genre of beetle, it was to no avail. I think we quite possibly may have discovered some sort of new species of beetle which has mutated to an abnormally large size. Astounding though that is, I don't really care what kind of beetle/domesticated farm animal/sports utility vehicle it is, as long as it stays outside.  ¶ 3:31 PM