The only downside to having various people bring you cups of coffee (and it may sound like I'm complaining here but really I am not) is that they never make it right. For future reference if anyone out there reading ever gets the urge to make me a cup of coffee, I like it light with two sugars. When I say light, I mean LIGHT. Like, stop pouring coffee a full inch or so from the top of the cup and fill the rest with half and half. Or cream, I'm not picky. Surprise me. The well intentioned people who bring me coffee here never get it light enough, poor dears. But I would never complain. I will just continue to drink the too-dark (and consequently extra hot and overly bitter) coffee they bring and keep right on smiling.  ¶ 9:10 AM