Here are the highlights from the wedding we went to on Saturday: being seated on the groom's side instead of the bride's for the ceremony, resulting in stares from other guests reserved only for strangers who crash weddings just for the food; accidentally walking right into the middle of a tent set up for a different event (some sort of tex-mex bbq) instead of the wedding reception; getting a drink practically thrown at us by an overzealous bartender eager to slide drinks across the bar; having our table used as a depository for empty plates and dirty napkins, during cocktail hour; and befriending a nice couple at our table over jokes about the "evil" sirloin and alternate uses for the cameras which are left on each table for guests to take pictures.  ¶ 3:20 PM