When I got home last night there was a sign on the door of the building that said, "Wet Floor - Do not walk in. Please use back stairs." Perplexed, I turned around, walked down the side alley to the back door, only to discover that it has no handle on the outside. There was no way to get in that way. I was starting to feel like I was involved in some kind of prank. I retraced my steps to the front door and boldly walked right in, past the sign instructing me not to. At the top of the stairs was another sign warning me to go no further due to the wet floor. I blatantly disregarded it and proceeded to walk across the completely non-wet floor. I noticed a similar sign at the top of the back stairs which means that they too would've been the incorrect point of entry. The whole thing made no sense. However, I sat in my apartment feeling like a fugitive. But at least I was in my apartment. When I'm trying to get home after a long day, nobody better try to stop me.   ¶ 5:01 PM