Coffee Table Declarations
Tuesday, May 13, 2003
Last night I saw a commercial for Home Depot. They're featuring something called "Do It Herself: Workshops for Women". Um, what??? That's not just a little bit insulting or anything.
I also happened to be watching some of the unauthorized story of Three's Company. That Suzanne Somers - she got a big head and now where is she? Selling the Thigh Master or something? See, no one even knows.
Today I had to make a welcome sign for a visiting client. All that means is that I had to stick letters on the welcome board which reads "(my company name) welcomes". What's funny is, I always find myself thinking of dirty words or clever phrases I could be writing. I admit it, I am not above such juvenile pranks. If it weren't for the fact that I would quite obviously be the guilty party in that scenario, I might just do it.
I also happened to be watching some of the unauthorized story of Three's Company. That Suzanne Somers - she got a big head and now where is she? Selling the Thigh Master or something? See, no one even knows.
Today I had to make a welcome sign for a visiting client. All that means is that I had to stick letters on the welcome board which reads "(my company name) welcomes". What's funny is, I always find myself thinking of dirty words or clever phrases I could be writing. I admit it, I am not above such juvenile pranks. If it weren't for the fact that I would quite obviously be the guilty party in that scenario, I might just do it.
